This story of a massage parlour climaxes, excuse the innuendo, when the worker states “finish massage” but the customer mistakenly hears it as a question – “penis massage?”. Awkward. The client is, of course, me. And this was just the end of a rather anxious hour. It shouldn't be this way. The whole idea of a massage is to. nov. - A happy ending massage takes place when a massage ends with erotic contact. Usually, there are tip-offs that a “happy ending” is on the spa menu, like an innuendo in the name of the spa. The spa menu also might be worded in a way that seems off, like all-body massage, tantric massage, thigh massage. jul. - A lingam massage is more skills than what you would anticipate from a happy ending massage and involves gentle and strategic massage of the whole body that culminates in a massage of the penis. As with the United States of America, you could cause extreme offence if you asked or suggest at a sexual.